Kristine celebrated her birthday by talking skin grafts and granola! But first she tried to talk Danielle into caring about the Kate Middleton saga and introduced her to Duchess Margarine!
If you’d like to see the video of the Crown writers we discussed, go here.
Then we talked Oscars.
Here’s the video of the kids from Cillian Murphy’s old school celebrating. It will make you want to kiss the Blarney Stone.
But we all agreed this was the best part of the show.
But, alas, we had to go from cute, clapping animals, to deadly, biting ones.
Basically, just leave snakes alone but if you do get bitten, quickly hire a sketch artist so the doctor knows exactly what kind of snake it was and can give you the right antivenom.
Then we got into the nitty gritty with the story of 13-year-old Jason. If you’d like to read about his ordeal or see the pictures (not for the faint of heart), go here.
Next, we were joined by Chris Fairbanks!
Before getting into his story, Chris hipped us to the genius that is Ghost the Musical!
And he let us know about this amazing squirrel who faked his own death.
Then Chris told us about his encounter with an MMA fighter and the unexpected way he got out of getting beaten up.
The moral of the story: never get a tattoo on a first date.
Our listener Maria Giaccio is going through cancer treatment and can use some assistance.
Sometimes surviving means remaining clam, sometimes it means being able to laugh through the pain and sometimes it means having the strength to ask for help.
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