Kristine went to Akumal, Mexico, where miraculously, no one got seriously hurt. Alex has a different take.
Oliver RAGED HARD during his Spring Break, ingesting the mind-altering substance of “The Father.”
Side effects may include lethargy, mood changes, and feelings of not wanting to watch this movie.
This week, we saved you from a very relatable danger: bullfighting. But first, beware of McDonald’s Apple Pie.
Even more dangerous than a McDonald’s Apple Pie is bullfighting in Colombia. Both activities are hazardous for your genitals.
A more likely scenario is encountering a bull in an open prairie. Here’s what to do.
A HARROWING survival story of a bull attack!
Before our guest came on, Kristine gave a HOT TIP for surviving this election year: DO ACTIVISM!
Two Easy Actions From Your Couch
Subscribe to Jess Craven’s Chop Wood Carry Water. Jess calmly guides you through the myriad of ways you can do activism! Cool, right?
Write postcards while bingeing all the shows Danielle & Kristine recommend.
Stay tuned for more Activism Updates! Send a picture of yourself doing activism, and we’ll brag about you to all our friends!
Regarding actions, check into the SAVE program if you have a student loan.
Next, Kulap Vilaysack of Add to Cart joined us!
Thinking of passing a bad check? This is considered a “wobbler” offense (in California), meaning you could be charged with a misdemeanor or a felony. Enjoy those prison tattoos and toilet wine!
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Look at the mitts on this CUTIE PATOOTIE